Getting Along with the Germans

Learn to live with Too-Muchness Mind (or mend) your manners Learn to Shake Hands and to Count backwards Don't Blow your cool at the counter Adjust to Dare-Devil Driving Never Say Die It's Verboten, Nicht gestattet, Strengstens untersagt, or strafbar Learn to Eat twice as much Don't kid around with Kamerad Remember that Fraulein Means Little Woman Just because it's "made in Germany" doesn't mean it always works Be Aware of the Bureaucrat Summertime, and Your Business Ain't Easy Let the Germans Overcome their own Past The smaller the town the longer the speeches