Elves Gone Wild

Armed with a mug of eggnog and a beautifully wrapped package from her sister, Grace Mahoney is ready to tackle Christmas -- alone. Yet instead of the pink fuzzy sweater and knee-high socks she was expecting, the candy-cane wrapping paper reveals a DVD depicting the sexiest naked man she’s ever laid eyes on.The DVD is obviously her sister’s idea of a joke. Yet there’s nothing even remotely amusing about the lean torso, flat abs and mouthwatering masculine heat emanating from the movie case.Intrigued by the immediate all-encompassing lust provoked by the tantalizing elf on the cover, Grace gives in and pops the disk into the DVD player. A snap and a short-circuit later, she has a naked six-foot elf standing in her living room, complete with pointy hat, pointy shoes… and another hard-to-resist accessory pointing in her general direction.