Chronicles of a Common Man: Surviving Life's Stupidity/Tragedy

Hi, my name is Timmy! Let me tell you about the time I almost died twice and my life became a long, running joke. How you ask? Rabies. Where in the hell did I get rabies? My apartment, twice, and over the course of a week and a half. How did things get worse from there for me and how in the world is it funny? You'll just have to sit down and hear it for yourself.