Always Carry 2 Straws In Your Pocket

Get Ready to Embark on The Adventure of a Lifetime...No, this book is not about vampires. It's a collection of thoughts, ideas, experiences, and life lessons learned by Michael Murray, a man born with Cerebral Palsy. In short, poignant chapters Michael reveals such things as...- Why steak should be a daily part of your diet. (Chapter 21)- What Michael learned at summer camp. (Chapter 6)- How you can gain a membership into the Stupid People's Society. (Chapter 8)- Why you should always, always carry 2 straws in your pocket. (Chapter 2)- Much more! (Chapters 1, 3 - 5, 7, 9 - 20, 22 - 29)Always Carry 2 Straws In Your Pocket is one man's desperate attempt to make sense out of life, love, and God. Read it at your own risk..."Get ready to have your face melted..." - Eddie Kaufholz"This book is mediocre at best." - VJ Tiwari, Michael's best friend"I can't believe I used the word 'poignant' in my book description." - Michael Murray