Alien Pregnant by Elvis

A fiction anthology featuring 36 amazing tabloid tales from a rock band with Satan as its manager to 2,437 UFOs in New Hampshire. Written by some of the zaniest minds in science fiction and fantasy--such as Dennis McKiernan and Kristine Kathryn Rusch--these better-than-true originals are sure to grab readers' imagination. Introduction: Alien Pregnant by Elvis • essay by Esther M. FriesnerThe Source of It All • short story by Dennis L. McKiernan [as by Dennis McKiernan]The Bride of Bigfoot • short fiction by Lawrence Watt-EvansClose-Up Photos Reveal JFK Skull on Moon! • short story by Barry N. MalzbergMarilyn, Elvis, and the Reality Blues • short story by James BrunetThose Rowdy Royals! • short story by Laura ResnickMy Husband Became a Zombie and It Saved Our Marriage • short story by Karen HaberRock Band Conjures Satan as Manager • short story by Deborah Wunder2,437 UFOs Over New Hampshire • novelette by Allen SteelePulitzer Kills Publishing Maggot • short story by Mark W. Tiedemann [as by Mark Tiedemann]Elvis at the White House • short story by Kristine Kathryn RuschThe Number of the Beast • short story by Jeff HechtDe Gustibus • short story by Anthony R. Lewis [as by Anthony Lewis]Is Your Coworker a Space Alien? • short story by Rosemary Edghill (variant of Is Your Coworker a Space Alien) [as by Eluki bes Shahar]A Beak for Trends • short story by Laura FrankosHitler Clone in Argentina Plots Falklands Reprise • short story by John DeChancieGroup Phenomena • (1985) • short story by Thomas F. MonteleoneUnextinctions • (1992) • poem by Bruce Boston and Roger DutcherHow Alien He Really Was • short story by Bruce BostonNASA Sending Addicts to Mars! • short story by Alan Dean FosterVole • short story by John Gregory BetancourtIn Search of the Perfect Orgasm • short story by Dean Wesley SmithSaving Sam's Used UFOs • short story by Kate DanielDanny's Excellent Adventure • short story by Greg CoxRoyal Tiff Yields Face of Jesus! • short fiction by Esther M. FriesnerMagnetic Personality Triggers Nail-Biter's Near-Death Ordeal! • short story by T. Winter-DamonThey'd Never— • short story by Harry TurtledoveLoch Ness Monster Found—in the Bermuda Triangle • short story by David VierlingRacehorse Predicts the Future! • short story by Josepha ShermanPrinter's Devils • short story by Gregory FeeleyCannibal Plants from Heck • short story by David DrakePsychic Bats 1000 for Accuracy! • short story by Jody Lynn NyeCaveat Atlantis • short story by Richard GilliamFrozen Hitler Found in Atlantean Love Nest • short story by Rosemary Edghill [as by G---r G---n]Those Eyes • short story by David BrinStop Press • short story by Mike ResnickMartian Memorial to Elvis Sighted • short story by George Alec Effinger