Don't Forget Your Spacesuit, Dear

Throughout space and time, mother still knows best. (Don't pick up that raygun -- you don't know where it's been!) The moms of the galaxy finally get their due.1 • From Your Mouth to God's Ear • novelette by Ellen Guon24 • I Told You So • short story by Michael Scott42 • You Never Call • short story by Robert Asprin48 • A Mother's Lament • poem by Judith R. Conly49 • Your Face Will Freeze Like That • short story by Morgan Llywelyn63 • What's the Magic Word? • novelette by Jody Lynn Nye86 • Don't Go Out in Holy Underwear • novelette by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough111 • Would You? • short story by William R. Forstchen120 • Just Wait Until You Have Children of Your Own • short story by Esther M. Friesner139 • You'll Catch Your Death of Colds • short story by Bill Fawcett152 • The Golden Years • short story by Anne McCaffrey163 • Maureen Birnbaum Pokes an Eye Out • [Maureen Birnbaum] • short story by George Alec Effinger182 • Clean Up Your Room! • short story by Laura Anne Gilman201 • Return with Your Spacesuit, Or On It • short story by Christopher Stasheff and Eleanore Stasheff221 • Don't Go Near the Water • short story by Terri Beckett and Chris Power237 • Mother Knows Best • short story by Josepha Sherman248 • Accidents Don't Just Happen - They're Caused • novelette by Elizabeth Moon270 • The Starving Children on Mars • short story by Mike Resnick and Louise Rowder284 • Don't Put That in Your Mouth, You Don't Know Where It's Been • novelette by Diane Duane