Unidentified Funny Objects 3

Scifi fantasy humor. The third annual Unidentified Funny Objects has 23 short stories from some of the genre's best-known authors and talented up-and-comers. These are some of the unlikely folk you will encounter: * Hobo Satan * Vampire novelist * Traveling robot salesman * Brain-in-a-jar superhero * Jinn trapped in a mattressForeword - Alex Shvartsman1 On the Efficacy of Supervillain Battles in Eliciting Therapeutic Breakthroughs - Jim C. Hines2 The Right Answer - James A. Miller3 The Gefilte Fish Girl - Mike Resnick4 Master of Business Apocalypse - Jakob Drud5 Carla at the Off-Planet Tax Return Helpline - Caroline M. Yoachim6 Why I Bought Satan 2 Cokes on the Day I Graduated High School - Nathaniel Lee7 Company Store - Robert Silverberg8 The Door-to-Door Salesthing from Planet X - Josh Vogt9 Picture Perfect - Matt Mikalatos10 The Discounted Seniors - James Beamon11 That Must Be Them Now - Karen Haber12 Notes to My Past And/or Alternate Selves - Sarah Pinsker13 The Real and the Really Real - Tim Pratt14Into the Woods, with Zombunny - Camille Griep15 Live at the Scene - Gini Koch16 The Newsboy’s Last Stand - Krystal Claxton17 The Full Lazenby - Jeremy Butler18 Do Not Remove This Tag - Piers Anthony19 Super-Baby-Moms Group Saves the Day! - Tina Connolly20 The Choochoomorphosis - Oliver Buckram21 The Fate Worse than Death - Kevin J. Anderson and Guy Anthony De Marco22 Elections at Villa Encantada - Cat Rambo23 Infinite Drive - Jody Lynn Nye