The Tome of Bill - Books 5-8: a Horror Comedy collection

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE DARK. NOW BILL RYDER NEEDS TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.Get ready for world-ending hilarity with the final FOUR novels of the sidesplitting Tome of Bill series – over 2000 pages of laugh-out-loud horror comedy.Despite everything he’s experienced, gamer turned vampire Bill Ryder would rather still roll initiative with his friends than take this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad that’s an attitude the ancient horrors threatening the world don’t particularly appreciate. Now he’s got a step up and face his destiny, or let the Earth become a living Hell along with his social GODDAMNED FREAKY MONSTERS (Book 5)Three months have passed since Bill Ryder disappeared. Now he’s back. Too bad, civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil to wage war against mankind. At their forefront stands an unstoppable warrior from a long-dead cult, and he’s about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times. Bill’s only chance is to muster every bit of attitude he can – because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just a corny saying.HALF A PRAYER (Book 6)An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and it’s headed Bill’s way. To make matters worse, he’s been deemed a traitor by the vampire nation. Now he finds himself fighting off enemies from all sides while warring with his feelings for the women in his life. Talk about a lousy time for introspection. As the world crumbles around him, Bill must rise to the destiny he’s been trying to deny – because if he doesn’t, his love life will be the least of his worries.THE WICKED DEAD (Book 7)Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a group of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch. Ordered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, Bill must approach the doorstep of the invincible undead warlord he’s destined to face. If he stands tall and faces his fate, the world might just have a chance of surviving. If he fails, an unquenchable evil will destroy everything Bill knows and loves. Why can’t the end of the world ever be easy?THE LAST COVEN (Book 8)A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy fulfilled. That’s a lot of crap to heap on anyone’s plate, much less geeky vampire Bill Ryder. It’s finally time for Bill to master his powers, sort out his relationship woes, and figure out how to survive his date with destiny. Because if he can’t get his act together, the curtain will fall and mankind will be forever plunged into everlasting darkness.----------Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you won’t want to miss out on this bloody good time.Grab your copy today and prepare to die laughing with the epic conclusion to The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series!Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humorAnd once you're finished, don't forget to check out