The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island

A demented fairy tale about a pickle, a pancake, and the apocalypse.It is Gaston Glew's sixteenth Sad Day - the sixteenth anniversary of the saddest day of his his day of birth - and his parents have just committed suicide. Fed up with the sadness of Pickled Planet, Gaston Glew builds a rocket ship and blasts off into outer space, hoping to escape his briny fate.Meanwhile, on Pancake Island, Fanny Fod, the most beautiful pancake girl in the world, nurses a secret sadness as she guards the origin of all the mysterious Cuddlywumpus. When Gaston's rocket ship crash-lands in the sea of maple syrup that surrounds Pancake Island, nothing will ever be the same for him, or for Fanny Fod.Captain Pickle "Unchain yourself from this briny fate, oh pickled prisoner, and read Cameron Pierce's The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake A Tragedy for People Who Eat Food !"