1001 Pieces of Absolutely Useless Advice: Humorous hints and goofy guidance.

This is a hilarious book of absolutely useless advice. It will make you laugh out loud. It is packed with jokes and one-liners pretending to be serious advice. It parodies self-help books. It will appeal to kids and people with a juvenile sense of humour. Here are some examples:As you go through life remember these two words which will open many doors for push and pull.Change is inevitable – except from vending machines. When playing tennis try harder on the early points in a game as they are worth 15 points, later points are only worth 10. When one door closes another one opens; good advice unless you are fitting kitchen cabinets. Shoes will last twice as long if you only wear them every other day. When doing a crossword puzzle, you can use letters from across clues to help solve down clues. Share some useless advice with family and friends - everyone needs a good laugh.